Why
Condom Size Matters
By Adam Glickman
Most men have been there at one
time or another. That moment when total sexual exhilaration turns to pure
panic and fear...fear that the "little astronaut" out on his moon walk
has lost his space suit. Fear that the knight is no longer wearing his
shining armor.
The number one reason that condoms
break or slip off during the horizontal mambo is that the Johnson in question
was not properly dressed. Like shoes or bras, careful consideration must
be given to condom size. Yes, all men are created equal — but in very different
shapes and sizes when it comes to the trouser department. And while it
may not be the size of the wave that floats your boat, when it comes to
choosing a condom, size does matter.
Researchers Agree
A recent survey by Durex Condoms
revealed that the length of an erect penis can range from four to nine
inches, while penis widths can vary from just over one inch to more than
two inches. The Durex study also found that 50% of the almost 3,000 survey
respondents felt that the condoms they regularly used did not fit properly;
25% said the condoms were "too tight," 10% said they were "much too tight,"
and 15% responded that the condoms were "too loose" or "much too loose."
Not surprisingly, 42% of those surveyed indicated that condoms should be
"better shaped." A whopping 44% of those surveyed reported they had experienced
condom slippage or breakage problems in the past.
The Durex study concluded, "Given
the wide range of penis sizes and the relatively narrow range of condoms
designed to fit them, it is perhaps unsurprising to find that 50% of respondents
felt that the condoms they use did not fit them properly. The answers provided
also indicate that condoms which don't fit properly are more likely to
break during use..."
Another study performed by La Trobe
University in Australia examined the effect of penis dimension on the probability
of complete condom slippage and/or condom breakage in actual use. A total
of 3,658 condoms were used by 184 men. Over the course of the study, 16%
of the men experienced at least one instance of breakage and 19% experienced
complete slippage. The study concluded that condom breakage was strongly
associated with penis circumference, particularly for men with above-average
girth. In fact, each additional centimeter of penis circumference beyond
the average 13.19 cm increased the risk of breakage by 50-100%. Like the
Durex study, the researchers concluded, "This finding suggests a need to
increase either the range of condom sizes currently available or the [girth]
of currently available condoms."
Erection Rejection
It is no secret that many men dislike
wearing condoms. Some Men say that condoms interfere with sex, "get in
way," or "kill the mood." Most of the time however, these problems arise
because the man has difficulty putting on the condom, or is concerned that
the darn thing may slip off.
If a condom is difficult to put on
due to size issues, the little soldier may suddenly be unable to stand
at attention. A survey conducted by the University of Sydney, Australia
found that two-thirds of the men surveyed reported they "sometimes" or
"often" lost their erection while trying to put on a condom. Of course
without an erection, a condom is impossible to put on at all.
While many men struggle to put on
ill-fitting condoms that are too small, many others experience anxiety
that the condom may slip off their slimmer girth. This anxiety can also
interfere with the ability to keep the flag at full mast. Condoms that
are too loose increase the odds of slippage or leakage.
Paradoxically, one of the most common
reasons condoms slip off is because they are too tight or too long — if
not fully rolled down, the ring at the base can enter the man's partner
and be dragged off. Condoms that are too short also increase the risk of
exposure to STDs. When condoms are too tight, breakage and slippage is
more likely to occur, and sensitivity can be significantly diminished.
The reality is that condom size is
very important. Unfortunately, unlike penises, most condoms around the
world today are made in a very narrow range of sizes. In fact, the overwhelming
majority of condoms do not refer to size at all, and simply are marketed
as a "one size fits all" product. While a few companies like Trojan have
shown some sensitivity to the size issue by producing some larger sized
models, very few such products exist, and even fewer are available for
those needing a snugger fit. Millions of men continue to struggle with
the "one size fits all" mentality that the condom manufacturers apply to
condom size, often leading to very unfortunate results. Given the inherent
difficulties in measuring customers to ensure a more tailored condom fit,
condom producers simply continue to force round pegs into square holes.
Revolutionary New Condom is
Custom Sized to Fit
The one size fits all concept of
condoms is about to change. A revolutionary new line of condoms that features
55 different sizes will now ensure that every man will have a condom that
fits him properly. Backed by two patents in ten countries, They-Fit
Condoms are available in a multitude of length and girth combinations.
This new line offers sizes that go well beyond the limited range of sizes
currently available, from three inches long to ten inches long, and from
super slim to extra roomy. For the first time ever, condoms are being sold
like shoes or bras.
They-Fit Condoms protect both the
wearer and his partner, reducing both risk and anxiety. "Men everywhere,
regardless of their size, will finally be able to get a condom that fits
properly in order to have the safest and most enjoyable experience possible,"
says Frank C. Sadlo, the inventor of They-Fit Condoms.
Of course, comfort is what consumers
will notice most of all about They-Fit Condoms. A custom "wrap"
job for each man begins with the simple "Fit Kit," which can be downloaded
from Condomania's Web site (http://www.condomania.com/Theyfit). The "Fit
Kit" enables a man (or even his enthusiastic partner) to quickly and easily
measure his penis length and girth according to the Fit Kit's proprietary
sizing chart, which then display's the appropriate custom condom size.
The dozens of available sizes ensure that men of all shapes and sizes will
be able to be dressed properly for their big events.
Men need not worry how they measure
up with the "Fit Kit"; the proprietary numbering system is not relative
to actual size. Thus ordering a box of B88's is no more embarrassing than
ordering a box of Z11's. According to Sadlo, "It is important to note that
these numbers are not relative to other letters and numbers, so that no
one will be self conscious about the size of the They Fit Condom they buy."
The Fit Kit and They-Fit Condoms
are available at Condomania.com
and at Condomania's New York City store. The condoms are competitively
priced at $11.95 per dozen.
Click here to visit Condomania.com